Taint Hammer 666

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Hammer Smashed Taint

 

In taint blood I will be baptized,

When my dream is realized.

Suffer in between your thighs,

Tortured taints are pulverized.

Swing my mallet like a Norse,

Your gooch will feel the force.

When my hammer is deployed,

Your grundle will be destroyed.

Forced episiotomy is the taints lobotomy

Brutal force epitome of perineal blasphemy

Crushing... Anal... Contents...

Suffer... Between your thighs

Tortured... Taints pulverized

Nacho ass, Nacho scrote

Taint yo brown eye, Taint yo choad

 

Have you visited the gynecologist lately?

 

Have you been there lately?

Have you visited the gynecologist lately?

To get some birth control, So you'll have no more babies.

Have you been there lately?

Put the dick down, And keep it out out of the cooter.

Save the state some money, and put it in the pooper.

Condoms or birth control it doesn't matter,

as long as that cooch ain't full of baby batter.

Your uterus is full of slime and rot,

Babies are glad to escape that twat.

You have a crack-head – growing in your vagina

You have a murderer – growing in your vagina

You have a monster truck driver – growing in your vagina

Sew up your snatch!

 

Accidental Defecation

 

Goddamn the beer shits

Goddamn the mud butt

Goddamn the swamp ass

Goddamn!

Let one loose - Full of juice

Turtle head - Face is red

Let one fly - Wet brown eye

Jailbreak – Draws full of cake

Prairie Dog – Fudge nut log

Rectum cinch – No defense

Cut the cheese – Anal grease

Goddamn I shit myself!

Raise the lid, with my hand

Tried to piss, but I cant

Tried too hard, shit my pants

Accidental defecation!

Let one loose - Full of juice

Turtle head - Face is red

Let one fly - Wet brown eye

Jailbreak – Draws full of cake

Prairie Dog – Fudge nut log

Rectum cinch – No defense

Cut the cheese – Anal grease

Goddamn I shit myself!

Flex my cheeks, It wont last

Lift my leg, free some gas

Loose stool streams, from my ass

Accidental defecation!

 

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